1
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You can't die. I love you.

2
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I'll still be here.

3
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Where did you get that?

4
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The guy in the mask.

5
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- Who is he?
 - He's you.

6
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ALISHA: So what happens now?

7
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SIMON: You fall in love with me.

8
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NATHAN: No more community service.

9
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 I thought we'd be, like,
all ce le b rating and shit.

10
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All the shit we've been through.
 We're all here,

11
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we're all alive.

12
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We made it.

13
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I can give you your life back.

14
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There's this guy. He took my power.

15
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You sold your powers?

16
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 - Yeah, mate.
- We were given them for a reason.

17
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Is there any reason why we have to
 have the same powers as before?

18
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He said if we've got the money,
 we can take our pick.

19
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OK, so who's first?

20
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Oh, you're all such pussies! I'll do it.

21
00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,080
(POUNDING ON DOOR)

22
00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,599
Right, I need to speak to the...

23
00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,600
cool, mysterious...

24
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... power guy. Is he... is he in?

25
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RUDY: What are you doing?

26
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Get back in here!

27
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(CAR HORN BEEPS)

28
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 - Sorry!
- Wanker!

29
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Oh...

30
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What the fuck...

31
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do you think you're doing?

32
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You think you can get rid of me?
 I'm a part of you.

33
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Cool power guy with the suits,

34
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he could've sorted all this bullshit out,

35
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 but, oh no,
you had to make a big drama, didn't you?

36
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I'm not gonna let you bury me.
 I'm staying right here.

37
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Oh, you're such a whiny little bitch!

38
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You hate me, you hate yourself.

39
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No body loves themselves
 more than I do.

40
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I'd fuck myself in a heartbeat,
 wouldn't I?

41
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So we're back to the whole, 'I'm gay',
 thing there, really, aren't we?

42
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What you bringing that up for?
 I'm not gay.

43
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D'you remember that time in PE,
 when you were in the showers

44
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 and you got turned on watching
Richard Saunders soaping his balls?

45
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Oh, it's pathetic! It's sad.

46
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 You thought about it
when you were screwing the fake vagina

47
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you made out of Mum's rubber gloves.

48
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Ah-ah-ah!

49
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Out of order, out of order.

50
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You trying to fuck me?

51
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I'm gonna fucking kill you!

52
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I am you!

53
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You're nothing to do with me!

54
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Rudy!

55
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(GROANS)

56
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That could've gone horribly wrong, that.

57
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You could have killed us.

58
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Shut up whining.

59
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(GROANS)

60
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Come on. Get in here.

61
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Whoa!

62
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(CRACKS HIS BACK, GROANS)

63
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(

64
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65
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71
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(WHISTLING)

72
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(GROANS)

73
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Argh!

74
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You're not gonna ask about me li mp?

75
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No.

76
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No, of course not! Cos that would
just be doing your job, wouldn't it?

77
00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,439
 I'm not sure you're cut out
to be a probation worker, mate.

78
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- Is that right?
 - Yeah.

79
00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,320
 When you're finish ed
with the careers advice,

80
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you can piss off and pick up some litter
 with those other two shitheads.

81
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Right.

82
00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,200
Before... all the a ccusations,

83
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,159
recriminations start flying around,

84
00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,719
before harmony turns to discord

85
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and everyone starts s h outing and jabbing
 their fingers at each other, right,

86
00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,039
I just want to say for the record,
hand on heart,

87
00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,040
the other hand on a Bible,

88
00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,999
that it wasn't absolutely wasn't me

89
00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000
who left the big floater
in the toilet back there.

90
00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,640
 These are the designs
for an intercontinental ballistic missile.

91
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Yeah, mate.

92
00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,119
Check out the propulsion system.

93
00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,120
It's liquid nitrogen, it's wicked.

94
00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,479
Where did you get them?

95
00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,919
I drew 'em.

96
00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,319
(LAUGHS) You?

97
00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,320
You honestly expect me to believe that?

98
00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,999
You think I nicked them?

99
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,079
 I fucking drew 'em.
They're my designs!

100
00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,079
Get her out of here.

101
00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,479
Take your hand off me, you prick!

102
00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,480
I'm a fucking rocket scientist!

103
00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,760
(DOOR SLAMS)

104
00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,839
(LIFT DOOR OPENS)

105
00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,840
KELLY: These new powers are bullshit.

106
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,639
I thought this power would make me
 dead clever and everything,

107
00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,599
 but all I know
is how to build and design rockets.

108
00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,839
I guess it does

109
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- exactly what it says on the tin.
 - Except there's no fucking tin

110
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with all the instructions on it.

111
00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,519
No-one believes someone like me
 could be a rocket scientist.

112
00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,199
 Well, you don't exactly
loo k like a rocket scientist.

113
00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,439
Maybe I should get some glasses,
make me look dead intelligent.

114
00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,559
Yeah, that'll do it.

115
00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:11,560
Simon?

116
00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,080
Hey.

117
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,559
Hurry up and put some clothes on,

118
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,560
I said we'd go for a drink.

119
00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,280
(
It's Getting Boring By The Sea)

120
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,119
Has anyone heard from Nathan?

121
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,279
He's still in Vegas
with Marnie and Nathan Jr.

122
00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,319
They want us all to go over
for the wedding.

123
00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,239
Yeah, I'll go, if that prick pays
for my flights and my hotel.

124
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He's going to use his power
to cheat money out of the casino.

125
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You don't need to be able
 to see into the future

126
00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,319
to know that that is gonna end badly.

127
00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,759
The baby's really cute, though.

128
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,760
I think she's getting all broody, mate.
 Better knock her up.

129
00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,160
Garson!

130
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,319
You talking to me?

131
00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,320
I believe so, it's French.

132
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,759
You're not a fan of the French?

133
00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,919
No. Fair enough.

134
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,920
 I don't like the cunts either.
Can I have three pints of lager, please?

135
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,879
What's wrong?

136
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,479
Nothing.

137
00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,959
I'm knackered. Can we go?

138
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,839
I'll come with you.

139
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,559
Later.

140
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,719
I'm away for a cigarette.

141
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,319
Good for you.

142
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,320
I just... I just want you to know, right,

143
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,400
out of the two of you,
 I like you the best.

144
00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,999
I mean, she's all right.

145
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,599
She's, like...she's not ugly or anything.

146
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,359
Maybe a six or a seven out of ten.

147
00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,719
So what am I?

148
00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,439
I would never disrespect you like that,
 or any other woman,

149
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,119
but if I absolutely had to,

150
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,479
I'd give you a nine.

151
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,879
Mm, so mathematically,

152
00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,880
as the two most... attractive members
 of our little community service gang,

153
00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,999
I believe we are genetically
predisposed to copulate.

154
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,679
 Any reputable scientist
would tell you that, love.

155
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,680
Oh. Well, I'm obviously
 incredibly flattered.

156
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,159
Thank you.

157
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,160
 It's just, I don't find you
even remotely attractive.

158
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,199
I don't... (CLEARS THROAT)
... believe you.

159
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,199
 - Why would I lie?
- I don't know, why would you lie?

160
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,439
I'm not.

161
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,959
Not consciously,

162
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,960
 just subconsciously,
you're fucking crazy about me, aren't you?

163
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000
To be continued.

164
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,719
(RUDY GROANS)

165
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,720
Thank you.

166
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,479
She just totally knocked you back.

167
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,519
She's playing hard to get, mate.

168
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,959
 She's out of your league,
she's laughing her arse off at you.

169
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,960
You...you can't go back in there.

170
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,999
You're gonna have to just...

171
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000
Oh, climb through the window!
 Just go. C'mon.

172
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,040
No! Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
 Why don't I just go home

173
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,079
and spend the rest of the night
 torturing myself

174
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,359
about things I did when I was, like, 14?

175
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,599
 D 'you mean the thing
with the neighbour's cat?

176
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,199
No, you... No!

177
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,200
We...we do not talk about that! Right?

178
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,759
Where you going?

179
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,999
Just fuck the fuck off.

180
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,359
Wait for me outside.

181
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,360
 You, honestly...
You're a miserable prick.

182
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,240
So...

183
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,719
I believe you were just saying
 how you, er,

184
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,239
wanted to have sex with me?

185
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,240
- What's that all about?
 - (LAUGHS)

186
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,920
Oh! (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

187
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,919
Oh, no, ta. You're all right.

188
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,920
I'm,er... I'm genetically predisposed
 to get cancer.

189
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,279
I think I'll pass.

190
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,039
 If you don't smoke,
what you doing out here, then?

191
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,040
 I'm sick of all the wankers in there
acting like they're having a good time.

192
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,160
So how come you're on community service,
 what've you done?

193
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,200
Oh, come on, what's your crime?

194
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,480
 I was with my boyfriend
and we got stopped by the police.

195
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,199
 He put the drugs
he was carrying in my bag.

196
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,639
 I saw him do it,
but I didn't have time to do anything.

197
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,999
You're kidding.

198
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000
 No-one's ever gonna do
anything like that to me again.

199
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,720
 People will shit over you
any chance they get, won't they?

200
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,879
I had you all wrong.

201
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,399
I thought you were a shallow little prick.

202
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,199
No, it's an act, it's a front.

203
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,200
I'm deeply insecure.

204
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,519
Do you wanna...

205
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,039
go somewhere, just us?

206
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,040
N... Er... Let's stay here. Cos we're just
getting to know each other, aren't we?

207
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000
We'll talk in there.

208
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,759
Hey...

209
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,760
th is was great, wasn't it?

210
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,800
(

211
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212
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,360


213
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,560


214
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,719


215
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,720
(PANTS ANGRILY)

216
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,079
(MUSIC ECHOES)

217
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,039


218
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,040


219
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220
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221
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222
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223
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224
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225
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,600
Urgh...

226
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,319
What happened?

227
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,439
- Ah!
- Ahh!

228
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,839
You've...you, you've bottled me!

229
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,840
- What you talking about?
- This man just bottled me!

230
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,199
I didn't do anything to you!

231
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,519
Me face!

232
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,520
Am I still... am I still...
am I still gorgeous?

233
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,680
His head's all cut up and I'm stand in g
there with a broke n bottle in my hand.

234
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,039
I don't remember doing anything.

235
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,079
That is definitely some power shit.

236
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,679
What are we going to do?

237
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,919
We don't have to do anything.

238
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,039
We keep our heads down
and stay the fuck out of it.

239
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,359
Cos that always works(!)

240
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,360
This is the kind of shit
where we need that guy in the mask.

241
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,599
Look, why do we always
have to get involved?

242
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,600
Can't we just do normal stuff that
normal people do, like... go for brunch?

243
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,799
What the fuck is brunch?

244
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,800
(
Sunday Morning)

245
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,800


246
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,880


247
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,960


248
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,679
Would you like a bacon sandwich?

249
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,680
I would like that...very much.

250
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,640
Thank you.

251
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000
You've just had unprotected
 anal sex with that girl.

252
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,759
I most certainly did. And she loved it.

253
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,959
What if she's got HIV?

254
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,839
Cute girls don't get HIV.

255
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,759
 You need to take her to the clinic,
you need to get her to have some tests,

256
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,239
get her a full work- up.

257
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,679
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

258
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,239
D 'you know how rare it is to find a girl

259
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,240
 who genuinely, honest to God,
absolutely loves it up the arse?

260
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,279
Urgh.

261
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,399
(SNIFFS)

262
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,679
Can you... can you smell that?
 That's bacon,

263
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,519
- gently sizzling in the pan there.
 - Urgh.

264
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,639
You know, life, it doesn't get
 any better than this for me!

265
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,159
It's about as close to heaven
 as I'm gonna get.

266
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,160
 If you don't get her
to have those tests, I will.

267
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,159
Just don't go anywhere near her,
 d'you hear me?

268
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,639
She doesn't need to see this shit.

269
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,039
No? Well, I think she does.

270
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,399
 In fact, I'm gonna go and tell her
to stick some more bacon in the pan

271
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,159
cos that's three for breakfast.

272
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,839
Urrrh...

273
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,919
- You have totally crossed the line!
 - (KNOCK ON DOOR)

274
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,559
Rudy? Are you OK?

275
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,560
Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.
I'm just washing shit off me cock.

276
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,079
I'm gonna tell her everything.

277
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,079
 (SOFTLY) All your
embarrassing little secrets.

278
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,479
Ahh!

279
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,480
- Who are you talking to?
 - No-one! Meself.

280
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,920
- What are you doing in there?
 - Nothing!

281
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,519
Rudy!

282
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,520
Just a minute! Just a minute, yeah?

283
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,160
Ah! Fuck!

284
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,400
What happened?

285
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,480
Funny thing. You know how I said
 I was was hing me cock?

286
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,760
 Yeah, I've just slipped on the soap
and impaled meself on some scissors!

287
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,519
How mad's that shit?

288
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,520
It actually really fucking hurts, like.

289
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,679
So is this, like, brunch?

290
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,680
 Cos it feels like
I'm just eating a bacon sandwich.

291
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:31,360
Oi, that's him. That's the guy
 that said I bottled him.

292
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,039
- What are you s miling at?
 - A gentle man never tells.

293
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,879
I've just fucked her up the arse!

294
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,880
Everything you said? It was all bullshit!
 How could you do that to me?

295
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,680
But... but I didn't do it to you,
 I did it... I did it to her.

296
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,759
I'm the arse man. Love 'em.
 King of the world!

297
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,439
(PANTS ANGRILY)

298
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,440
What's she done to him?

299
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,480
(GROANS)

300
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,599
Are you all right?

301
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,239
You're that crazy barman
that bottled me, you are.

302
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,919
 I didn't bottle you,
it must have been her.

303
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,839
Why would she do that?

304
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,840
(PANTS ANGRILY)

305
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,999
(GLASS BREAKS)

306
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000
(CAR ALARM WAILS)

307
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,160
- (SIREN WAILS)
 - Fuck!

308
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,680
Go!

309
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,119
Sorry, I...

310
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,120
... I thought you were someone else.

311
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,760
Did you see a guy run down here?

312
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,160
I haven't seen anyone.

313
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,640
Sweet.

314
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,839
(RUDY PANTS)

315
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,840
 I've got to stop smoking
and doing loads of speed, me.

316
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,800
- I thought they had you.
- No. I got away. I...

317
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,239
I did my thing.

318
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,359
Ah!

319
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,360
If that's some sort of vague reference
 to all this ', power', bullshit

320
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,640
then don't worry about it, cos I am
 cool and the gang with all that.

321
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,040
You're very starey.

322
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,279
Ah, hey!

323
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,879
Whoa, this is cool.

324
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,880
Loving that lift. Look at this lift!

325
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,120
(LAUGHS) Brilliant.

326
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,799
 See all this whole...
th is turning into a girl thing,

327
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,519
 is it born out of some sort of
sexual confusion or something?

328
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,520
There ain't no sexual confusion.

329
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,879
If you say so.

330
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,239
They all got their powers before me!
 That was all they had left.

331
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,240
He's a bit touchy, a in't he?

332
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,279
So this girl he turns into...

333
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,839
would you?

334
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,199
You know.

335
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,759
Would you,er...would you fuck her?

336
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,319
We've never seen her.

337
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,320
Oh.

338
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,679
Oh.

339
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,479
I've always wanted my own vagina.

340
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,480
 Not to keep, cos I've heard
they require a lot of maintenance.

341
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,800
You know, up keep, like cleaning,
 polishing, things like that.

342
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,480
Oh, it's... it's you.

343
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,399
Do you two know each other?

344
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,400
Er...we went to the same college.

345
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,920
Um...this has been brilliant... a in't it?

346
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,360
 Ah, I really have to go, I've got
things... got to do stuff and that.

347
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,600
- KELLY: You all right, mate?
 - Come on, you...

348
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,759
How does this fucking lift work?

349
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,119
Who has a lift in their flat, man?

350
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,079
Come on! Piece of shit!

351
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,080
Fuck!

352
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,720
(GROANS) Nice one.

353
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,799
(RUDY GROANS)

354
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,479
Why's he here?

355
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,439
What's going on?

356
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,279
We were brunching.

357
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,280
And then it just kicked off.

358
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,040
It's her.

359
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,879
Look at it.

360
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,880
Look at it!

361
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,080
What are we gonna do?

362
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,360
Every power known to man kind seems
to be floating out there somewhere.

363
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,079
Someone must have it!

364
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,080
 I don't care how long it takes,
you keep looking until you find it.

365
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,120
(TAP ON DOOR)

366
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,479
And what can I do for you?

367
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,999
There's this girl on the estate, yeah?

368
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,159
She used a power to make it look like
 me and my mates trashed a car,

369
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,239
the police are after us.

370
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,999
And you're telling me because...?

371
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000
 I thought you could do something
about it, take her power or something.

372
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,359
Oh, right, did you?

373
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,199
Right, well, I'll just find my ca pe
and tights and get on it.

374
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,519
You think this is funny, don't you?
 Do you see me laughing?

375
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,159
I don't think I've ever seen you smile.

376
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,599
Cos you always sit there with a massive
 shit-eating grin on your face.

377
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,600
Mr Fucking Happy!

378
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:04,120
Look, are you gonna do something
 about this girl or not?

379
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,639
I... really don't see that happening.

380
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,039
You don't give a shit about anyone,
 do you?

381
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,040
I give a shit about me.

382
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,679
And just so you know, this new power.

383
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,879
It's rubbish.

384
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,399
But you're a rocket scientist.

385
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,400
Yeah, and you're a dick!

386
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,280
Come by any time.

387
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,519
(DOOR SHUTS)

388
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,520
(TONY WHISTLES)

389
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,920
The little bastards.

390
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,320
Which one of you fuckers
 took the dog?

391
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,039
What dog? Was there even a dog?

392
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,359
The charity box, for the blind?

393
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:56,360
The Labrador, retriever, whatever
 the fuck it was. Who nicked it?

394
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,079
What? I don't know nothing
 about no dog, man.

395
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,080
Was there...was there a dog?
 Where is there... a dog?

396
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,600
Who took it?

397
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,719
Right...

398
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,720
I really hate to be a grass...

399
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,159
... but I did see
that strangely intense girl

400
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,959
with slightly in adequate breasts,
she was carrying something heavy

401
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,559
 and dog-shaped
over to her locker before...

402
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,719
Which one?

403
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,720
It's number 43.

404
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,160
Ow.

405
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,399
Hey.

406
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,400
Come here. Mm, come here.

407
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,080
The probation worker's looking for you.

408
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,879
And why's that?

409
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,079
Because he seems to be
 under the impression

410
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,359
 that you've stolen
a dog-shaped charity box,

411
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,959
 on account of him
having found it in your locker.

412
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,359
Mm!

413
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,360
You fuck with me and I'll fuck you
 right back wi' a cherry on top.

414
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,319
You have no idea what I can do to you.

415
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,320
 You think you can use
your little power to fi...

416
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,959
... ix this.

417
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,960
 But you're too late,
because he's already reported you.

418
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,320
And the cops are already coming.
 (CHUCKLES)

419
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,079
You're going down, sweet child.
 Don't mess with the ass man!

420
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,959
(PANTS ANGRILY)

421
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,960
You!

422
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,400
Office. Now.

423
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,599
 Control, this is
Charlie-echo-two-three.

424
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,600
We've got the suspect, heading back
 to the station. 15 minutes ETA.

425
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000
 RADIO: Charlie-echo-two-three,
15 minutes ETA. Please confirm.

426
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,559
(PANTS ANGRILY)

427
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,119
Yeah, I can confirm...

428
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:54,120
Charlie-echo-two-three,
 can you confirm??

429
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,680
Charlie-echo-two-three,
 repeat, come in.

430
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,480
Come in.

431
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,599
You...you have to let Alisha know
 what she did to you.

432
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,600
 You're just... You're never gonna
get over it, you have to confront her.

433
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Why d'you have to dig this shit up?
 It's old news. I'm... I'm over it!

434
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,639
You think about her all the time.

435
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,640
No, you think about her.

436
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,399
It's the same thing.

437
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,400
 D 'you know what?
I think about loads of things.

438
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,439
I think about shagging supermodels.

439
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,199
I think about shagging normal models.

440
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,200
 I think about how sad it is that
all the polar bears, they're drowning

441
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,479
because all the ice is melting.

442
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,359
Doesn't mean I have to do
anything about it, though.

443
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,879
Mm?

444
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,919
Now, c' mon. Get in here.

445
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,920
We've got beers to drink
 and anuses to violate.

446
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Oh...

447
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,039
Is he fingering her?

448
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,039
I think he might be.

449
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,040
I'll get 'em in, hm?

450
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,040
That's some thirsty work, that.

451
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,840
Sa me again, please.

452
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,399
So you're with Alisha, aren't you?

453
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,919
That's great, man.

454
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,920
 I'm with that beautiful,
innocent- looking girl down there.

455
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,240
Yeah. She absolutely loves it up the arse!

456
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,279
 I know! I know, we're all
just pussying around, aren't we?

457
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,719
'Should I slip it up there?',

458
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,720
 'No, you can't. That's where
she makes toilet.', Turns out...

459
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,679
Come here. Turns out...

460
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,079
it's also the way to a woman's heart.

461
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,679
You stick anything up my arse
 and I will break your face.

462
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,680
 It's just the posh ones.
It's just the posh ones. Listen...

463
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,239
just so you know,

464
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,079
you don't have to worry about that girl
 who screwed with us,

465
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,080
cos your Uncle Rudy's all over that shit
 like a motherfucker-r-r-r-r!

466
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,479
Oh!

467
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,239
Argh!

468
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,519
Rudy?

469
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,039
Is he having a fit or something?

470
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,399
I'm fine. Nothing to see here.

471
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,159
Oh... Hurgh!

472
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,519
(SHE GASPS)

473
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,519
(RUDY GROANS)

474
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,520
 Right, just so you know,
this doesn't change how I feel about you,

475
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,079
or the thing with the thing...

476
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,999
Um, what the fuck is going on?

477
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,639
I can't believe there's two of you!

478
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,239
It's like he came out of inside of you!

479
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,279
What?

480
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,519
You know what you did.

481
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,399
What did she do?

482
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,359
Let's just go. Come on!
 Let's go. Wagons roll!

483
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,439
We had sex together.

484
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,239
You had sex with her?

485
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,240
 Not...! Not recently. I don't even
remember it. So many fannies, right?

486
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,879
Bigones. Small ones. Hairy ones.

487
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,880
Floppy, great, big, flappy fannies...
 (BARKS LIKE A SEAL)

488
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,159
We were at a party.

489
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,799
I'd fancied you for two years.

490
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,800
 She took my virginity. It was
the happiest moment of my life.

491
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,840
For me, it was getting a hand job
 on the Vortex at Thorpe Park.

492
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,279
Can we just go?

493
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,039
 I told all my friends
I was seeing you, you know.

494
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,040
 Then the next day,
you looked right through me.

495
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,280
 I loved you,
and you wouldn't even look at me.

496
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,239
This is piss under the bridge.

497
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,319
 I had to watch you
going with all them other boys.

498
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,599
Why are you doing this?

499
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,439
 It's drugs.
WHISPERS: He's on drugs.

500
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,440
 Do you know
what they used to call you?

501
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,159
The Co...The Cock Monster.

502
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,879
Just leave it, yeah? Just fuck off.

503
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,159
Why did they call you
 The Cock Monster?

504
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,439
You have to ask?

505
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,759
- I tried to kill myself!
 - Oi!

506
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,079
You shut your fucking mouth!

507
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,639
I wanted to die because of you.

508
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,999
Ohh...

509
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
It's not my fault you're so messed up
 that you tried to kill yourself.

510
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,280
Fuck you and your sad little fantasies!
 This is bullshit!

511
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,680
You're denying it happened,
 you're doing it again.

512
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,960
Last orders.

513
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,960
(SIGHS)

514
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,640
I'm not that person anymore.

515
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,079
I know.

516
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,959
 I never wanted you
to hear those things about me.

517
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,039
It doesn't matter.

518
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,639
What, it doesn't matter
 that your girlfriend

519
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,640
used to be called The Cock Monster?

520
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,560
We've all got a past.
 I've got...two pasts.

521
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,600
All that matters is us, here, now.

522
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,840
 Do you know what they
used to call me at school?

523
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,520
The Pussy Meister.

524
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,399
Shut up!

525
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,400
 I was getting so much pussy,
I didn't know what to do with it, just...

526
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,720
loads of pussy, everywhere...

527
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,240
Will you please stop saying' pussy,?

528
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,640
(QUIET MURMUR OF TV)

529
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,920
(SIGHS)

530
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,519
How've you got in here?

531
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,959
Broke a window.

532
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,960
(TUTS)

533
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,800
D 'you know, this isn't working out
 for either of us.

534
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,680
I think we should stay split.

535
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,439
Per... permanently?

536
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,679
 Why not? You've had
your moment in the sun.

537
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,680
You've got it all off your chest.
 Consider me humiliated.

538
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,760
 You're your own man now. We can
go our separate ways, separate lives.

539
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,680
We don't have to see each other
ever again.

540
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,720
What d'you say?

541
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,559
Maybe you could move to Wales,

542
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,799
I've no fucking intention of going there!

543
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,479
 So you can walk around
like you're happy all the time?

544
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,839
It works for me.

545
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,840
I don't need you turning up
everytime I feel down,

546
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,239
 reminding me of everything that
makes me feel shit about meself.

547
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,319
Yeah, but it's a part of who you are.

548
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,320
 No. It's a part of who you are.
Mate, all this fighting, arguing,

549
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,960
 no body wants to get stabbed
in the shoulder with a pair of scissors.

550
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,280
It's not cool, and it hurts.

551
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:06,240
C'mon, man, let's just stay split.

552
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,839
I'm gonna take your moody silence
 as a 'yes'.

553
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,840
Try not to break another window
 on your way out.

554
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,519
Jesus!

555
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,520
 I thought
you were at the police station.

556
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,120
The police are gonna have a lot more
important things to do than look for me.

557
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,280
(PANTS ANGRILY)

558
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,320
(BANGING)

559
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,880
Oh, Jesus.

560
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,840
It wasn't me.

561
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,719
What did you do?

562
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,720
I didn't do anything.

563
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,560
(PANTS ANGRILY)

564
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,479
Oh!

565
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,480
- Jesus!
 - Shit!

566
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,959
Well, this isn't good, is it?

567
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,279
Why's she doing this?

568
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,559
I honestly have no idea.

569
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,879
- I'll find out where she is.
 - Oh, brilliant(!)

570
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,719
 We'll just untie your hands,
slip the noose from around your neck

571
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:51,799
and away you go.

572
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,800
No, my power! I can put myself
 in other people's shoes.

573
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,359
See what they see through their eyes.

574
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,759
Do you have to be wearing their shoes?

575
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,760
No, no. That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it?

576
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,280
- She's writing our suicide notes!
 - Fuck...

577
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,199
No, you don't have to do this!

578
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,200
Yeah, well, someone's gonna get blamed
 for stab bing Charlie and, er...

579
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,959
Well, it's not gonna be me.

580
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,960
Well, what if we promise
 not to tell anyone?

581
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,999
But... if this is suicide...

582
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000
 how d'you explain our hands
being tied behind our backs?

583
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,639
I'll untie them when you're dead.

584
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,399
Hm. I'm glad you've thought of everything.

585
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,400
Or should I say, nearly everything?

586
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,319
No, you're bluffing.

587
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,479
- Am I?
- Yeah!

588
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,480
I really wouldn't do that if I were you.
 I mean, it's up to you.

589
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,599
Oh, the irony.

590
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,439
You're gonna kick yourself.

591
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,399
- What the fuck are you talking about?
 - It's hilarious. It's... it's too funny.

592
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,559
What is it?

593
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,560
 - Tell me!
- All right. It's this...

594
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,359
Rudy!

595
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,559
Wrap your legs round me.

596
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,759
 Look, I'll take your weight!
Wrap your legs around me! Come on!

597
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,760
I didn't mean to kill her!

598
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,080
- You can't hold us.
 - Just hold on.

599
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,439
No point in us both dying.

600
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,719
Just hold on!

601
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,199
You broke my heart.

602
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,759
I know.

603
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,679
I lied.

604
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,079
I do remember you.

605
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,159
I was a bitch.

606
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,160
 I didn't care who I hurt, but I've
changed. I'm not that person anymore!

607
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,160
I hate myself for what I did to you.

608
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,639
I'm sorry.

609
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,599
That's good enough.

610
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,479
No! Rudy!

611
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,439
Rudy! Help!

612
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,440
So me body help us! Please, some body help!

613
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,840
(SCREAMS FADE)

614
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,840
I thought you'd gone to Wales.

615
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,720
 I've... I've got to tell you, guys,
I am... I am kind of freaking out here,

616
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,399
all this killing and burying and dying.

617
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,279
 I'm just...
I'm outside of me comfort zone.

618
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,280
 If it makes you feel any better,
we've done a couple of people too.

619
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,959
Shit just happened.

620
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,960
 You bury 'em,
you just get on with your life.

621
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,680
I just... keep seeing this image
 of her cute little face,

622
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,800
she's biting down on the mattress, there.

623
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,520
She absolutely loved it up the arse.

624
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,520
God rest her beautiful soul.

625
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,720
Amen.

626
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,600
Well, that could've gone
a lot worse, you know?

627
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,039
For me.

628
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,040
 New day tomorrow,
who knows what it holds for all of us.

629
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,759
(SIREN WAILS)

630
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,799
Shit!

631
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,039
- It's all right, just stay cool.
 - Right,

632
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,599
don't get upset or anything,
but this isn't exactly my car.

633
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,600
 - Whose car is it?
- Nicked it off a man with a perm.

634
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,799
A man with a perm, what's that about?!

635
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,439
We can't get caught in no nicked car -
 we're all on probation.

636
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,440
 Ah, you'll be all right. Maybe
they'll let you off with a warning, love.

637
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,840
Honestly, guys, I just... I thought
they'd let you off wi' a warning.

638
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,800
(SLOW HAND CLAP)

639
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:29,240
That didn't take you long, did it?
Congratulations.

640
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,639
You haven't changed.

641
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,519
That's where you're wrong.

642
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,159
Yeah, cos I've found a new dedication,

643
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,160
ensuring your complete
and total rehabilitation.

644
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:46,240
I'll get started right after I've watched
Homes Under The Hammer.

645
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,440
Ooh! Can... can we watch that with you?

646
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,520
You lot can piss off and do some work.

647
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,479
Chop, chop.

648
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,480
(

649
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,639


650
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,319


651
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,320


652
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,639


653
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,640


654
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,720


655
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,039


656
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,040


657
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,199


658
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,200


659
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,799
What you doing?

660
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,679
- Designing a new propulsion system.
- Why?

661
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,680
Because I'm a fucking rocket scientist.

662
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,880
Ah! Are we doing catch phrases?

663
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,879
Maybe we could all have one.
Mine could be,

664
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,559
'Now you see me...

665
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,560
- 'Now you see two of me',
- Why do we need catch phrases?

666
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,840
You know, for when shit goes down, man.

667
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,760
Oh, c'mon, d'you really think we're just
 gonna spend the next seven weeks

668
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,679
ambling about, picking up litter?

669
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,679
He's got a point.

670
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,479
 Yeah, well,
maybe it'll be different this time.

671
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,039
Maybe there won't be any shit going down.

672
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,040
Oh, trust me, there'll be shit.

673
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,920
It's in the air.

674
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,120
I can smell it.

675
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,799
ALISHA: So do you want to tell me
 what's going on??

676
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,519
Why are we following him?
 Oh, my God.

677
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,879
You fancy him, don't you?

678
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,079
You're Curtis Donovan, aren't you?

679
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,199
So what is there to do round here?

680
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,479
Have you just had a shag?

681
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,679
Something like that.

682
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,479
Who's the lucky girl?

683
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,879
CURTIS: You don't know her.

684
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,839
It was some of the worst sex
 I have ever had.

685
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,839
When we were together, was I...

686
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,319
 - What?
- Was I shit?

687
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,879
 What are you doing?
That's Curtis's locker.

688
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,999
It's me, Curtis.

689
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:51,999
It's me, Curtis